berserkr-bread:

fic where steve is having his morning run but sam is nowhere in sight so he just has to run on his own with no one to tease about how slow they are but then suddenly nyoooom “ON YOUR RIGHT” sam screams as he passes flying by and puSHES STEVE INTO THE FOUNTAIN

(via apocalypticpasta)

bombing:

capitalistpropaganda:

bombing:

daedricsheep:

bombing:

idea: a really big cage

to hold what?

people who question my ideas

not so sure how I feel about this one

i’m going to need a bigger cage

(via thewheelsonthebusgofuckyourself)

fhroe:

i like to pretend it all turned out a-ok

fhroe:

i like to pretend it all turned out a-ok

(via airagorncharda)

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

(via apocalypticpasta)

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

(via wicked-ghoul)

myfrozenguardians:

"Do you stop believing in the moon when the sun comes up?"

(via charmed7293)

nikehime:

i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood

(via caffeinatedsunshine)