putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

(via superarmadillo)

thismightyneed:

JUST AS PROMISEDalso some extra
Sandy is totally worried about this situacion but he can’t help the feeling of “OH NO HE IS HOT” about his all life sweetheart in some sort of evil priest attire

thismightyneed:

JUST AS PROMISED
also some extra


Sandy is totally worried about this situacion but he can’t help the feeling of “OH NO HE IS HOT” about his all life sweetheart in some sort of evil priest attire

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

(via airagorncharda)

No but like this should be a book tho. Like rename them and write a whole book like this. You don’t watch Game of Thrones but there’s a particular setting that came to mind just from the way he thinks and ugh. Need this.
I probably don’t have the stamina but thank you, friend. You know if I write an actual book, you’re going to figuratively hold my hand, bring me snacks, and help me edit.

Vicious Cycle

Golden Age, Kozmotis/Cybele/Sanderson, gen. All about Koz, Seraphina, and the point at which war loses its glamour.

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Where does morality come from? Is it always there, or does it grow from nothing, from an idea dreamed up in bed on a rainy evening, until it runs across your dining hall on its own legs for the first time and jumps into your arms, twining sticky fingers in your hair?

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via theghostofvasesmashed)

hexgirl96:

amorbidfascination:

there are so many cool things about being corporeal. you can move your fingers, flex real muscles, tear things with teeth and feel wind and see sunlight

but as a FLESHLESS ENTITIY you can FEEL THE UNIVERSE, BECOME THE VOID and EMBRACE THE ABYSS

(via allophobia)

my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

(via airagorncharda)